It's a Chickens Life

Broody and Moody

Broody and Moody

Humans think you are birdbrained and stupid. Sometimes they may not want you to sit on your eggs so that they hatch. On such occasions, don't be fooled by their crafty method of replacing your eggs with china ones.

Use the time to meditate; breathe deeply, inhale and growl at the human if they try to move you. Show them you have the right to moody whenever you wish. If they persist, give them a quick peck on thew cheek. They will soon realise that this is not to be taken in the same manner as a human kiss. If you manage to draw blood (bonus point!), it will show them the downside to taking on a moody female.