Tommy🚀: A guy just hit on me.
Dyl-Pickle🥒: Aren't you on the plane?
Tommy🚀: Yeah. But it's really fancy so there's wifi.
Dyl-Pickle🥒: Oh.
Tommy🚀: Yeah, I really hate it.
Dyl-Pickle🥒: Why because you're straight?
Tommy🚀: I don't remember telling you that I'm straight.
Dyl-Pickle🥒: So you're gay?
Tommy🚀: I went out with a girl, I'm obviously not gay.
Dyl-Pickle🥒: Unless the girls transgender ;)
Tommy🚀: Have you ever heard of being bisexual?
Dyl-Pickle🥒: Oh, right.
Tommy🚀: Yeah.
Dyl-Pickle🥒: Sorry for the mistake.
Tommy🚀: Don't worry, when we first started talking I thought you was straight.
Dyl-Pickle🥒: I'm very far from being straight.
Dyl-Pickle🥒: Do you want me to demonstrate?
Tommy🚀: Sure.
Dyl-Pickle🥒: So imagine there's a pint glass or something and if you're bisexual then it's half full, that's where you are in the gay cup.
Tommy🚀: Right. Continue..
Dyl-Pickle🥒: For me on the other hand; the gay cup is full. It's overflowing and needs a much bigger cup.
Tommy🚀: Well the more I speak to you the more the gay cup fills.
Tommy🚀: I'm going to sleep now, goodnight ;)
Dyl-Pickle🥒: WHAT
Dyl-Pickle🥒: I NEED ANSWERS NOW.
Tommy🚀 is offline
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OH SNAP. but heyo everyone i'm tired and am in need of sleep
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The dare (dylmas)
Fanfiction'did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?' Dylan sent. Little did he know that one text message to a random stranger, would be the start of a relationship.
