baby girl | chanlix

sixteen.

Hyungwon and Hoseok passed out around noon taking a nap in the guest bedroom. I got a text from an American number and asked who it was knowing it was one of the four guys from the park.

me:
Who's this

unknown:
The uncle from the park

me:
What's you name dumbass

unknown:
elton castee

I pulled Google up on my laptop and Googled him. I saw him pop up right away with an Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube. He has a lot of followers on all of his accounts. 

me:
okay, i googled you to see if you were lying now i somewhat trust you, who were the others?

elton:
Colby Brock, Corey Scherer, and Sam Golbach

me:
Fuck your all YouTubers

elton:
Our translator got sick and there aren't any more available we were wondering if you could help?

me:
for how long and how much?

elton:
just today and maybe tomorrow if their no one available we're going back to LA in two days and $13 an hour

me:
deal

me:
my address is *Street Name Rd. 0325

elton:
we'll be there in like 20 minutes

I turned on the TV and ate the cookies that were left from what we just made. I heard a knock at my door and saw Jeongin. I let him in and sat on the couch with him.

"My mom wants me to tell you that she would like it if you didn't run around screaming English swearwords early in the morning because you woke up my little sister," he said. 

"You have a sister, "I asked surprised. 

"Yeah, I told you that, "Jeongin looked up at me. He looked around slightly and asked, "Where are your two friends?"

"Sleeping, "I said and pointed to the downstairs guest room. 

I heard another knock on my door 10 minutes later and saw the 4 YouTubers. I let them in and led them to the living room.

"Who are they, "Jeongin asked looking at them.

"People I just met at the park this morning," I said.

"You know they could kill you right," he said worriedly.

"They're paying me money to translate shit for them it's a win for me, "I said. 

"Can they understand us, "Jeongin asked.

"Jeez I just said I was translating stuff for them, they can't understand anything we're saying, "I said looking at them. Timmy Turner had a huge ass camera and was filming around my house.

"Well I'm leaving before they try to talk to me, "Jeongin said and running past the EMO boy. 

"Bye shithead, "I yelled after him. I looked at them and saw the confused looks on their faces. 

"He's scared you're going to kill me, "I said."Oh yeah and by the way I'm Lee Felix, Elton already told my names but I don't know faces so EMO boy, Man bun, and Timmy Tuner, who they fuck are you, "I asked. 

"I'm Colby," Emo said.

"Corey Scherer, "Man bun said. 

"I'm offended," Sam, I'm guessing, said. 

"Well nice to meet all of you, if I'm haunted after today I'm suing, "I said jokingly. They looked surprised that I knew that base of almost half their YouTube videos."I freaking Googled you jeez I'm not freaking God, "I said.