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United States of America

United States of America headcanons

nicknames: America, Ame
clothes and accessories: a black t-shirt with white NATO on it or black hoodie with NATO or NASA logo on it, blue jeans or camo pants, sneakers or combat boots, black shades
family:
mother - Native America
father - Great Britain
stepmother - France
brothers - Canada, Australia and New Zealand

The main canons:

- he is a proud dad of fifty states

- the 13 original colonies are protective over him

- he loves junk food but exercise a lot -> every morning a run and on his free time a workout

- he is protective and cares a lot about his younger brothers and his family even when he doesn't show it

- he loves to party a lot

- he rebels a lot against rules and doesn't show much respect (for ex.: to his father at times, to the unions, etc.)

- he is a little childish and sometimes throw a tantrum because it's not in his way

- he loves American football and baseball

- he plays a lot of videogames

- he is a meme king and the expert on making perfect burgers

- tea = seafood -> hates tea in general (won't ever drink it)

- the only time he would prepare tea is for Canada when he is sad -> he would make his favourite maple tea with maple syrup in it
he would always bring him the tea, to his room, cover him in his favourite maple leaf blanket and be there with him until they both fall asleep

- mocks his dad for Brexit

- don't have the best relationship with his dad but it's on the better side

- 4th July -> big party time

- says y'all

- while cursing 'fuck' is the top word

- he loves horse and bull rides

- needs actual glasses to see but doesn't use them that much

- normally he sees blurry so he uses contact lenses

- he has a favourite rainbow blanket that he cuddles when he is angry, stressed, sad, etc. = it -helps him and it relieves the stress

- he is a little selfish and makes fun of other (mostly European) countries and their 'weird' traditions to the point of hurting them

- he loves BBQ and Tex-Mex

- he is scared of flying (based on 11th of September, 2001)

- he would have nightmares or sudden anger because of Confederate states of America (Confederate) -> he would have sudden anger (it could be caused by stress) and he will start raging and losing his mind till he would pass out on high stress and because of exhaustion -> when he wakes up he doesn't remember it

- the family does not know about his anger outbursts

- he is closest with Canada

- he would always comfort Canada when he is sad

- he has his own gun room

- even though in the USA are banned Kindereggs he secretly likes them