Kirby x Meta Knight - human girl Kirby!! With lots of 𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮

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Currently in the midst of re writing this that's why it's god awful 10/12
If u see this stop reading cause ima update it tonight day is 11/10 come back in two days :)
It's November 18 😃 I low key get mad when ppl read it cause I can do batter don't read let me fix
If u read the previous chapter in the beginning what r u doin🙄
Y'all don't read the trash come back later it's Christmas break I'll get more time and actually fix it I swear 😔🤚
It's March 🤪
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A couple hours pass as Meta and Kirby nap. Kirby opens her eyes.
Kirbys thoughts: I could stay here forever
But Kirbys stomach said otherwise. All she had eaten was icing for the whole day after all. She turned to face the still sleeping Meta beside her. She booped his nose. Meta opened his eyes to see Kirby smiling back at him, he was too tired to care so he turned around trying to go back to sleep.

Kirby: "get up"

Meta: "...hm.."

Kirby: "I'm hungry"

Meta: "you had icing"

Kirby: "yeah like 10 hours ago" there was a clock on the night stand, they had been sleeping for 5 hours

Meta refused to move. Kirby got out of bed and dragged him bye the arm until he fell off the bed.

Meta: "ow"

Kirby: "get up, lazy ass hoe"

Meta: "that was rude" meta said getting up off the floor

Kirby: "come on I'm starving" Kirby pulled Metas arm out the door.

Meta: "we have food in there" he said pointing to the door that leads to the knights living room.

Kirby drags Meta into the room. But oh no Sword and Blade are watching TV. Sword and Blade immediately look up at Kirby and Meta.
Metas thoughts: oh shit
Sword and Blade run over to Meta and try to pick him up.

Sword: "Meta we're so proud of you!!"

Meta: "PUT ME DOWN!!!"

Blade: "This calls for a celebration!"

Meta: "NO! PUT ME DOWN"

Kirby is just standing there awkwardly.
Sword and Blade let go of Meta.

Sword: "I'll get the vodka"

Blade: "tell us EVERYTHING"

Kirby: "um I'm just gonna go...I'll be in the kitchen.." Kirby left but stayed to listen in the hallway she wanted to know what Meta had to say 
Kirbys thoughts: he won't have much to tell them, I should of taken my shirt off when I had the chance! I bet then there would have been more...thinking that makes me sound like a hoe haha

Blade: "great she's gone now SPILL"

Meta: "sorry to disappoint you but nothing happened"

Sword: "he's fibbing! Come on Meta give us the juicy details" Sword said pouring a shot of vodka

Blade: "JUICY DETAILS PLEASE" then takes a shot of vodka

Meta: "nothing happened"

Blade: "how small where her tits?"

Meta: "wouldn't know, we didn't do anything....buuut, virtually nonexistent"

Kirby is still listening. She puts her hands on her chest...
Kirbys thoughts: this is upsetting...yet true, what the hell boobs get bigger already

Sword: "how long did you last" *takes shot*

Meta: "for the third time, we didn't do anything!!"