At Oborozuka Elementary School ....
Teacher: Alright class settle down now. You see we've decided to start a fundraiser to raise enough money for the upcoming Sports Festival this summer!! And well, we decided that this year, we will be selling chocolate bars! So, I want each one of you to pick a partner, and work together to build enough cash! In fact, I might just make this fun!! The group, who sells the most chocolate bars, and makes enough cash, will earn this!!
A year supply of coupons.
Saikawa: ALRIGHT!
Kanna: Oh, that sounds wicked.
Kanna: Saikawa, are you ready?
Saikawa: I was born ready Kanna!! We're going to win this!!
Kanna: Yay.
The two began dragging a heavy wagon full of chocolate bars, and approached their first house.
Ding Dong ....
Kanna: Hello sir. May my friend and I interest you in some chocolate?
Man: Chocolate? Did you say Chocolate?
Saikawa: Yes sir! With or without nuts?
Man: Chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!!
Kanna: Saikawa, let's run.
Saikawa: YEAH!!
They soon disappear in a puff of smoke.
Saikawa: Well that didn't work.
Kanna: Maybe we did it wrong.
Saikawa: Either that or he has a sweet tooth! Next house!!
They then approach another house. This one is owned by a man in a black trenchcoat!
Saikawa: Would you like to buy some chocolate sir?!
Trenchcoat: Chocolate bars ay?
Kanna: Yeah that's right. We're selling them for a big reward.
Trenchcoat: A couple of mediocre kiddie ones at that. You can't use a wagon to carry all of those!!
Kanna: In our mouths then?
Trenchcoat: No.
Kanna: Our clothes?
Trenchcoat: No no. Wrong. You want to learn how to sell them right?
Kanna and Saikawa: OH YES CERTAINLY SIR!!
Trenchcoat: Well you should use one of these.
He pulls out an orange carrying back with a zipper.
Saikawa: Cool!
Kanna: Oh. Wicked, what is it?
Trenchcoat: It's a candy bar bag you knucklehead. It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort!
Saikawa tries to touch, but he pulls it away!
Trenchcoat: But, I'm wasting my time here. You kids don't need these.
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