TaeKook One Shots

Two Truths and a Lie

Version 1

*TaeKook aren't a couple yet on both versions.*

Jin: Let's play two truths and a lie.

Namjoon: What's the point? We know everything about each other.

Jin: You say that but you forgot that I like alpacas more than bunnies!

Jimin: All right, all right. Let's just play. We don't want a war here.

Yoongi: You just don't want me to bring up how you forgot my birthday.

Jimin: Hehehehe! Taehyung, you start!

Taehyung: Fine. I'm handsome. I'm sexy. Jungkook is in love with me.

Jungkook: It's two truths and a lie. You have to say one lie Tae.

Taehyung: I did!

Jungkook: But where's the lie?

Taehyung: The you love me part obviously!

Jungkook: But that isn't even a lie.

Taehyung: ...

Hoseok: Shit! All single people, it's time to go home!

Jimin: But you're the only single one here.

Hoseok: Oh fuck...

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Version 2

Teacher: Let's do two truths and a lie so we can get to know each other better. Mr. Kim Taehyung, do the honor and go first.

Taehyung: I play saxophone. My puppy's name is Yeontan. Jungkook is my boyfriend.

Teacher: Who would like to guess which one is the lie?

Jungkook: Me sir!

Teacher: All right Mr. Jeon.

Jungkook: It's the one that he said that I'm his boyfriend.

Taehyung: Whatever.

Jungkook: But...

Taehyung: But?

Jungkook: We can turn that into truth though. I really wouldn't mind.

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