❝Who are you?❞
❝I'm the guy who knocked you out and fled the country.❞
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Working part-time to earn money as a full time university student can be tough especially when it's working as a ghost in a amusement park's haunted house just...
Me: Hey I'm sorry if I went overboard yesterday Don't leave me! Come back!
Hobifanboy: No, you didn't go overboard I'm sorry for leaving you on seen I had to leave straight away so
Me: Oh good Then we shall continue
Hobifanboy: What?
Me: Before that, how old are you? I hope I'm not talking to some 50 year old just trying to kiss my ass to scam me later
Hobifanboy: I swear that I'm the guy who accidentally punched you! I'm young and I won't scam you.
Me: 🧐 How young we talkin?
Hobifanboy: I'm a 94 liner like Hobi is.
Me: Seriously? 😯 Wow! You're even born the same year as your bias! Damn you lucky!
Hobifanboy: What about you?
Me: 21 and still living my love life in J-Hope fanfictions living in the (Y/N) life.
Hobifanboy: (Y/N)?
Me: (Your name) That's what it's short for I swear Hobi raised my standards so high that I'll be single for the rest of my life at this rate
Hobifanboy: So you don't have a boyfriend?
Me: In real life I don't. But as (Y/N) I've already dated, broken up, married, divorced and repeat to Hobi multiple times to the point I think my nonexistent friends start to worry
Hobifanboy: How could someone like you not have friends? You're so bright and fun to be with!
Me: Aww Why thank you for the compliments Hobi fanboy This is exactly how I feel right now
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