❝Who are you?❞
❝I'm the guy who knocked you out and fled the country.❞
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Working part-time to earn money as a full time university student can be tough especially when it's working as a ghost in a amusement park's haunted house just...
Me: 🎶Chicken Noodle Soup 🎶Chicken Noodle Soup 🎶Chicken Noodle Soup 🎶With a soda on the side
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Me: Only one human being can look so attractive doing this chicken dance move And he goes by the name of J-Hope I was just attempting to learn this choreo a few seconds ago but gave up a few seconds later Here was what I was me and my inflexible body parts were attempting to do:
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Me: Who am I kidding? I can't beat the original That's a chicken doing its own dance So in conclusion I realised exercise is never for me But eating is my life The end
Sainthobi: 🤣🤣🤣 What do you even put in your food to be filled with so much strange humor?
Me: Hobi sunshine pills A daily dose of 1937197419739173917319 I lied There is no such thing as a daily dose only It's an unlimited dose of Hobi pills 🎶 Caught in a lieeeeee To be overdose in Hobi pills is the best pills to ever get high on
Sainthobi: What—
Me: But I have a serious question I want J-Hope to answer Why soda and not sprite? Did they have a divorce? Is that why he accepted my marriage proposal?!😧
Sainthobi: I can't— 🤣🤣🤣 But I'm lowkey worried What did you put in that chicken noodle soup you're eating right now?
Me: J-holy dirty water is the soup and soda J-wiggly legs as the noodles because I refuse to believe this man has any bones in his body The chicken... is the chicken he has been secretly hiding to be the choreographer of Chicken Noodle Soup And I know what's your reaction right now You answer this. What are the three days that comes after Tuesday? 😏
Sainthobi: Wednesday Thursday and Friday?
Me: Yes W ednesday T hursday F riday *inserts windshield laugh*
"Who stole my dad joke?!" Jin stood up from his seat from across the room, sniffing the air like he had a sixth sense.
"You scare me sometimes, Jin-hyung," Hoseok retorted with his lips formed into a thin line.
Jin walks towards him, peering over his shoulder to see the chat between Hoseok and Y/N. Jin pointed at the screen. "I knew it! I could sense it!" But then his reaction turns into a proud one with his chin stuck up along with his hands on his hips. "ARMY sharing the dad joke humor well." He nods, proudly. "I can't wait to meet her at the fansign. But how are you going to recognise her?"
Hoseok face went pale in shock. He hadn't thought about that yet. Then he finally got an idea that popped into his head. He started to tap away on his phone.
Sainthobi: By the way When you go to the BTS fansign Could you ask J-Hope for me about that question?
Me: Which one?
Sainthobi: Ask him if he had a divorce with sprite
Me: 🤣🤣🤣 I mean... I'll try But let me tell you that I'm only this forward in texts so... And especially to say this to the love of my life who I am going to see for possibly the first and last time in my life? I don't want him to think I'm some weirdo
Sainthobi: He won't I promise! In fact You'll make a memorable impression on him So isn't that a good thing?
Me: 😯 Good point Okay! I will make sure to ask him that! 👍
Hoseok looks up at Jin and smiled. "Looks like I will have an easier time recognising her now."
