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HOBI HUBBY
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Wednesday, 12:28 am

Me: Heya!
Whatchu up to?
😃

Hobihubby: I've discovered something traumatising

Me: Oh no!
Did you see a naked skunk?

Hobihubby: What?
No

Me: A naked snake?

Hobihubby: No!
I hateu snakeu 😟
But it does have something to do with naked...

Me: What then?

Hobihubby: Remember when you mentioned fanfiction?

Me: Oh boy 😬
You read smut
Didn't you?
Aww, my poor baby got stripped by his innocence
Don't worry, that happens to all ARMY once you join the fandom
Welcome to the family
🤗

Hobihubby: Wait
You just called your baby?
😳

Me: You are my baby
I'm your mommy
That's the kink
😉

Hobihubby: Why do I have a feeling you're now more open compared to when we first met?

Me: You've summoned my closet open after you claimed you were an ARMY, my boy 😉

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