maybe I should create an update schedule. . .right?
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FOURTEEN
1. A husband and his wife are trying to set a new password or their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not Long Enough."
2.The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying " Because I heated my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat the p*say once Jimmy Leaves for school today!'
3.A child asks his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked the same question and she told him, " We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, No, your mom was talking about her side of the family"
4. Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other boob?
A: "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
5. Teacher : "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
2 am, *sigh* Doneeeeee. Have u guys heard about the 34 year old teacher and the 13 year old boy? Appearantly, today. . . Yesterday
(o.o) was there 10 year anniversary. . .
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