THREE
1. If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
2.Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
3. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
4. Can blind people see their dreams?
5. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
6. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
7. Why are Softballs hard?
8.Why is it called a "Drive Through" if you have to stop?
9. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
10. If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
11. How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
12. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
13.where's the Egg in Egg Roll?
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