EIGHT
1.What has 142 teeth and hold back the Incredible Hulk?
My Zipper
2.I think your suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me
3.Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
I have a knife....get in the van
4.Baby,ill treat you like my homework .Ill slam you on my table and do you all night long.
5.Guy: When you kiss someone for a minute you burn you burn 2.6 calories. Wana burn Cal time? ;)
Girl: Are you trying to say I'm fat?
Guy: What...that's not how its suppose to go...
6. Man: Hey baby,you must be from Jamaica because Jamaican me crazy
Woman:You must be from Yukon because Yukon go screw yourself
7.Man: Wana play a game called rape?
Woman: No!
Man: That's the spirit
8.Guy: Would you like to be the sun of my life?
Girl: Awww.yeah
Guy: Ok.Stay 92,955,887.6 miles away from me
Girl: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck Youuuuuuuuuu
9.You remind me of my pinky toe .
Your Small,Cute and I'm Probably Going To Bang You On My Coffee Table Tonight
10.Hey Girl,Feel my sweater. No what its made of? Boyfriend Material
