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How Come . . .
° When somebody compliments your shirt you look down to see it before thanking them?
° You believe someone when they say there one million stars in the galaxy but you don't believe them when they say your zippers down?
°You have to ask 'are you serious?' when a girl says she's pregnant?
°We have eleven months of school and only two months of summer?
~I hate when people see me at the super market and there like
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
And I'm just like: "Oh you know, hunting elephants"
~ Common Sense is like Deodorant.The people who need it most never use it.
~Im not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way.
~Not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina was a videogame, it'd be rated E for everyone.
~ "Nothing here is cheap"
"Except You"
"Believe me, I'm not cheap"
"Fine, free.Whatever"
~Guys who try to use the "Are you on your period?"as a way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me an excuse to lean in close and whisper."I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you'd like me to end yours?"
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