DPULGU #6.

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1.Fake people be like "You nasty,stank ass bitch! imma' fuck you up next time i see yo' ugly,uneven ass" next day when you try to confront them, there like "What!? Pfft gurl,that was auto correct,u no i love u!"

-_- no

(A/N i made that one up ^^)

2. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested

3. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

4. Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

5. Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.

6. I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

7. I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass

8. What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

9.If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

10.I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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