THIRTEEN
1.You don't have to like me.I'm not a Facebook status.
2.Keep rolling your eyes,maybe you'll find a brain back there
3.Oh I'm sorry, i didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it.Please continue while I take notes.
4.Oh, I didn't tell you?
Must have been none of your fucking business then
5.Trying to understand the behavior of people is like trying to smell the color 9.
6.I'm no cactus expert but, I know a prick when I see one.
7.I hate mosquitos! I mean, I know I'm delicious but damn
8.I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary . Fuck you very much.
