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PROLOGUE
1.If i flip a coin,what are the chances of me getting head?
2.Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
3. Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.
4.I cant make a cherry pop, but i can make a banana cream.
5.I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle...ill give you a dime if you take your time.
6.If you jiggle my bells,i can promise you a white Christmas.
7. I'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore Uranus!
8. guy: my mom told me to never look at pretty girls because i will turn into a statue! In fact i can feel myself getting hard right now!
9. Do you like to party? Then crawl up my leg and have a ball!
10. "You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on."
11. Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams."
12. Boy: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Girl: 26
Boy: I thought there was 21?
Girl:lol,umm no
Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T"
13. "Hey,are your parents beavers,cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM."
14. . How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
15. . My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
16. Wanna play train? I can sit on your face and you can CHEW CHEW.
17. . Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
18. Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
19. . How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
20. If i had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
The Last One Really Had Me Going 'awww' :').Hope you guess enjoyed,dont forget to vote and comment because this is just the beginning.Byeee :)
