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Sixteen
1. Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
2. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
3. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
4. How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
5. What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
6. What do a penis and a Rubrik's Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
7.What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts.
8.What's the best part about gardening?
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
9.How is a girlfriend like a laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you.
10. Why do walruses love a Tupperware party?
They're always on the lookout for a tight seal
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