Harry Potter was added to gc "helping scarhead's love life"
Fred Weasley: hello, Harry
George Weasley: hello indeed
Harry Potter: why am I here
Harry Potter: I don't need any help with my love life
Fred Weasley: you sure you don't need
help with y/n?
Harry Potter: why would I
need help with her?
George Weasley: bc you like her ofc
Fred Weasley: and we get the feeling she doesn't exactly like you...
Harry Potter: she doesn't
George Weasley: did she say why?
Harry Potter: she said I'm bland
Fred Weasley: ohhh yeah, that makes sense
George Weasley: you are very bland
Harry Potter: thanks guys
Fred Weasley: but we're willing to help you
Harry Potter: how?
George Weasley: helping you not be bland
Fred Weasley: obviously
Harry Potter: I don't have a good
feeling about this...
Barry B. Benson fan club
Ron Weasley: hello
Ron Weasley: is anyone else awake?
Y/n Diggory: I'm awake
Ron Weasley: cool
Fred Weasley: George and I are awake
George Weasley: yup
Y/n Diggory: what do ya need Ron?
Ron Weasley: I'm just bored
Fred Weasley: 🧍♂️
Ron Weasley: what?
Fred Weasley: is Harry here?
Harry Potter: no I'm not
George Weasley: oh, alright we'll just
text him tmrw
Y/n Diggory: lmao
George Weasley: what?
Y/n Diggory: just reread the texts
George Weasley: ok?
Y/n Diggory: take your time
George Weasley: OH
George Weasley: WAIT- OH HAHAHAHA
George Weasley: hi Harry
Harry Potter: Hi
Fred Weasley: 🎵the snow glows white
on the mountain tonight🎵
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
