The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)

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A/n- lmao 69 hehehe

Professor Pottah

Professor Pottah: Y/n
Professor Pottah: Y/n
Professor Pottah: Y/nnnnn
Professor Pottah: Y/N
Professor Pottah: Y/NNNN
Professor Pottah: Y/N DIGGORY
Professor Pottah: ANSWER
Professor Pottah: PLEASE

Alma Madrigal and Raccoons hate club

Professor Pottah: does anyone
know where Y/n is??
Professor Pottah: she won't
answer me

Thing 1: Idk

Granger Danger: same

Y/n Diggory: OMG
BAHAAHAHAHA

Professor Pottah: where have
you been??

Y/n Diggory: A FIRST YEAR
THREW A SNOWBALL AT ME

Granger Danger: I have a
feeling that didn't end well

Y/n Diggory: 🤨
Y/n Diggory: WELL- I was like-
"excuse me?" And idk but somehow
I ended up in a full on snowball
fight with this child and their
friends and I MADE ONE OF
THEM CRY

Professor Pottah: YOU DIDNT

Y/n Diggory: I DID OMG I
FELT SO BAD
Y/n Diggory: I SAT THERE
APOLOGIZING TO AN ELEVEN
YEAR OLD FOR FIVE MINUTES
Y/n Diggory: but then they forgave
me and we hugged it out
Y/n Diggory: I now have a new bestie
Y/n Diggory: *1 image attached*

Thing 2: pls who even is that

Y/n Diggory: Uhm my new
best friend obviously🙄
Y/n Diggory: they love mashed
potatoes and hate dentists

Granger Danger: damn😔

Professor Pottah: why is your
"new best friend" a first year??

Y/n Diggory: no need to be
jealous Harold

Professor Pottah: I'm not
jealous😒

Ginerva: 👀

Professor Pottah: I'M NOT!

Y/n Diggory: Harry why'd you
text me so many times?

Food Boi Wazlib: hehehehe

Professor Pottah: no reason...

Professor Pottah

Professor Pottah: why are you
exposing me

Y/n Diggory: I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Y/n Diggory: now what's up?

Professor Pottah: do you have
any detentions this week??

Y/n Diggory: WOW
Y/n Diggory: ASSUMING I HAVE
A DETENTION
Y/n Diggory: I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU
Y/n Diggory: ...but yes

Professor Pottah: is it with
Umbridge?

Y/n Diggory: ...