A/n- GUYS I APOLOGIZE IF ANY OF THIS ISNT EXACTLY PERFECTLY CANON AND WITH THE TIMELINE AND SHÏT... BUT THEM HAVING PHONES ISNT EITHER SO... YEAH OK ILL LEAVE YOU TO READ
Ed Shee-RON
Ed Shee-RON: hey Harry, so
I don't think quidditch is gonna
work for me today...
Harry: Ron Cmon it's your first
quidditch game as part of the team
I'm sure you'll do great
Ed Shee-RON: ok but after this
game I'm quitting
Harry: haha no tf you're not but
I'll use this to motivate you
Message not sent
Harry: ok then you'll need to play
your best today if you're quitting
afterwards
Ed Shee-RON: fine
I ❤️ Raccoons
Y/n Diggory: I honestly preferred the one where I was being called stupid to this
but ok
Y/n Diggory: ANYWAYS-
Y/n Diggory: good luck to you guys
with quidditch today
Y/n Diggory: pls beat Slytherin's ass
Professor Pottah: wait- are you
going to the game today
Y/n Diggory: yeah
Y/n Diggory: Luna's coming too
and even though I had to practically
force her out of the dorm, so is Zhara
Professor Pottah: oh cool
The dog father
Harry: SIRIUS
Harry: SIRIUS PLS
Harry: I NEED HELP
Harry: PLEASE
The dog father: yes?
The dog father: how can I help
you today?
Harry: I HAVE A QUIDDITCH
GAME TODAY AND Y/N'S
COMING
The dog father: you have a
quidditch game?
Harry: YES AND I NEED YOUR
HELP PLS
The dog father: ok just calm down
The dog father: is the game against
Ravenclaw?
Harry: no, Slytherin
The dog father: oohhh ok😏
Harry: what? What about it?
The dog father: so, Y/n isn't just
going to cheer on her house
Harry: uh yeah ig
Harry: wait- how did you know
she was in Ravenclaw
Harry: oh let me guess, Ron.
The dog father: yea...
Harry: whatever, what am
I supposed to do??
The dog father: wdym?
The dog father: do you want
to try to flirt???😃
Harry: Idkkkkk
Harry: this is difficult
The dog father: no need to worry
The dog father: 🤔
The dog father: you could...
wave to her during the game
YOU ARE READING
The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
Fan fikciaA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
