A social media fic for Harry.
That's it.
Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌
The story will include swearing so read at your own risk
NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐
Also includes my fucked up sense...
Y/n Diggory: yo who's that ugly ass bitch up at the front that looks like a flamingo?
Granger Danger: shh Y/n she could be a new teacher
Y/n Diggory: idgaf Y/n Diggory: she looks like this bitch I went to elementary school with
Side Hoe: 👀
Granger Danger: just- don't get in trouble, ok?
Y/n Diggory:... maybe
Later that night...
Y/n Diggory: LMAOAOAOAA Y/n Diggory: "and I see all your happy smiling faces looking up at me" Y/n Diggory: LIKE WTFFFFF
Thing 1: NO ONE'S SMILING BITCH
Y/n Diggory: EXACTLY
Barrold Pottery: I already hate her
Y/n Diggory: she pisses me off
Granger Danger: same
Y/n Diggory: *big gasp* Y/n Diggory: NO NO HERMAN Y/n Diggory: NO INSULT TEACHER Y/n Diggory: BAD BAD Y/n Diggory: SHAME SHAME
Granger Danger: idc I think id rather Snape than her
Y/n Diggory: woah there😳 Y/n Diggory: not so fast
Food Boi Wazlib: I love how we haven't even had one class with her and already hate her
Ginerva: well it's a pattern isn't it? Ginerva: every DADA teacher we have, we hate bc Dumbledore does a shit job at choosing teachers
Y/n Diggory: what abt professor Lupin? Y/n Diggory: I liked him
Barrold Pottery: ... Message not sent
Barrold Pottery: she was at my hearing Barrold Pottery: Umbridge
Y/n Diggory: hearing?
Barrold Pottery: I used underage magic
Y/n Diggory: why lol that's dumb
Barrold Pottery: I was being attacked by dementors
Y/n Diggory: whAaaAaAAt😱
Barrold Pottery: yea it was quite traumatic
Y/n Diggory: but you've already fought dementors Y/n Diggory: like- a bunch at once too
Barrold Pottery: how do you know this?
Y/n Diggory: hmm?
Barrold Pottery: that I was attacked by dementors
Y/n Diggory: doesn't everyone?
Barrold Pottery: no Barrold Pottery: and I thought you didn't know who I was before last year?
Y/n Diggory: Zhara told me... Y/n Diggory: ok gn!
Side Hoe
Side Hoe: 🤨
Y/n Diggory: don't look at me like that Y/n Diggory: ...leave me alone
Summoning James Potter for Scarhead's lovelife's sale
Granger Danger: hey guys
Ginerva: I actually forgot abt this gc lolz
Granger Danger: guys I'm worried for Y/n Granger Danger: she doesn't seem to be coping healthily Granger Danger: I know it takes people different lengths of time to cope but... Granger Danger: idk something just seems off Granger Danger: she obviously isn't fully healed but is trying to act like she's ok...
Ginerva : that is true Ginerva : but forcing her to talk about it might do just as much damage🤷♀️
Granger Danger: yeah we should wait for her to abide in us first... Granger Danger: I just feel so terrible for her😕
Ginerva: just give her some more time, she'll probably tell us soon enough
Granger Danger: most likely Granger Danger: well gn
Thing 1: gn
Thing 2: gn
Food Boi Wazlib: gn Herman
Ginerva: gn
Ed Shee-RON
Harry: hey Ron?
Ed Shee-RON: yea?
Harry: you and Hermione didn't tell anyone abt the time travel thing in 3rd year right?
Ed Shee-RON: nope, why?
Harry: oh no reason...
A/n- 😏
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