A social media fic for Harry.
That's it.
Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌
The story will include swearing so read at your own risk
NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐
Also includes my fucked up sense...
Y/n Diggory: RON BAHAHAHHAHAHHA Y/n Diggory: and Harry, what now?
Professor Pottah: just pissing me off
Y/n Diggory: when isn't she pissing someone off
Professor Pottah: I want to throw her very very far with very very much force
Y/n Diggory: do it Y/n Diggory: no balls
Granger Danger: what- no don't Granger Danger: I hate Umbridge too but you can't get expelled Harry
Professor Pottah: UGHHHHHHH Professor Pottah: fine.
Y/n Diggory: so can I do it then?
Granger Danger: no you can't Granger Danger: I would miss you too much
Y/n Diggory: awee Herman Y/n Diggory: I would miss you too Y/n Diggory: ok I won't do that Y/n Diggory: I'm just gonna make an insta to cyber bully her
Granger Danger: oh Merlin
Thing 1: WHEN YOU MAKE IT GIVE ME THE LOGIN
Thing 2: ME TOO
Lee Jordan: AND ME BITCHES Lee Jordan: DONT FORGET ABT ME
Y/n Diggory: OK OK GIMME A SEC
Side Hoe: this is a very bad idea... Side Hoe: I'm just gonna need the name so I can follow it Side Hoe: just to make sure you don't get in trouble...
Y/n Diggory: OKOKOKOKOK
www.Umbridgeisastinkytoe.com
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girl_in_fred why's she lifting up her chin like she's better than us. Someone needs to put that hoe in her place ↳reply to girl_in_fredwww.Umbridgeisastinkytoe.com I would but apparently ppl would miss me if I got expelled😒
Ronaldiscoolerthanu THIS BITCH THINKS SHE CAN CONTROL US AND TORTURE MY BEST FRIEND?!?!? NO FUCKING WAY!!! WATCH OUT UMBRIDGE IM COMING FOR YOU ↳reply to Ronaldiscoolerthanyou www.Umbridgeisastinkytoe.com OK GO OFF RONALD
Cooler.than.Ronald I HOPE SHE SOMEHOW DIES FROM ALL THE SUGAR SHE SOILS HER TEA WITH LIKE THIS BITCH BE LIKE- "ONE LUMP, TWO LUMPS, THREE LUMPS" AND JUST KEEPS GOING
Chosen1 I want to pick her up and throw her into the Pacific Ocean and hope she can swim so she starts treading water and crying for help but somehow there's a shark and it bites off her legs so she can't swim as easily anymore but she doesn't drown yet, oh no no no. Then someone saves her, but they have the plague and then give it to her and they're on a long voyage on this ship and so she suffers and suffers since there's no doctor on board so she keeps suffering until they get to land but when they go to the doctor there is no cure and also only one dose of the treatment that saves them left, but she steals it from the poor boat man, who was secretly Dumbledore and he fires her and sends her to Antarctica and snaps her wand and eventually the rest of her body gets eaten by a polar bear. ↳reply to Chosen1www.Umbridgeisastinkytoe.com well damn😳
Seriouslysnuffles i don't even know her but she sounds like a bitch ↳reply to Seriouslysnuffles www.Umbridgeisastinkytoe.com I don't know you but you seem cool ↳reply to www.Umbridgeisastinkytoe.com Seriouslysnuffles why thank you
User3064132 no disrespecting teachers and Umbridge is good ↳reply to User3064132 www.Umbridgeisastinkytoe.com who tf paid you to say that
A/n- short chapter but I wrote this during online school so... ANYWAYS THIS IS THE 50th CHAPTER HOLY SHIT 50. FREAKIN. CHAPTERS. WHATTTTT😱 LIKE DAMN GO ME🥳🥳🥳 I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE HOLIDAYS AND ILYSM
BLESSING YOUR EYES ↴
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