A social media fic for Harry.
That's it.
Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌
The story will include swearing so read at your own risk
NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐
Also includes my fucked up sense...
(A/n- ok so I don't think this chapter needs a star, but I'm just warning you Zhara, there is an itsy bitsy bit of fluff at the end)
Alma Madrigal and Raccoons hate club
Y/n Diggory: I just fell down some stairs😋
Thing 1: what??
Granger Danger: are you alright?!
Y/n Diggory: no😜😍😂
Ginerva: Y/N Ginerva: DO YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION
Y/n Diggory: idk Y/n Diggory: lmao I like- plummeted down a flight stairs Y/n Diggory: kinda embarrassing ngl🙈 Y/n Diggory: oh I'm bleeding lol😛
Granger Danger: GO TO THE HOSPITAL WING
Y/n Diggory: OMFG NO I SCUFFED MY SHOEEEE Y/n Diggory: OH HOLY SHIT Y/n Diggory: FUCK ME Y/n Diggory: not like that😏
'arry Pottah❤️: where are you?😐
Y/n Diggory: jeez you could show the injured woman a little compassion🙄
'arry Pottah❤️: sorry 'arry Pottah❤️: where are you my love🥺 'arry Pottah❤️: are you alright🥺 'arry Pottah❤️: do you want me to take you to the hospital wing🥺
Y/n Diggory: shut up Y/n Diggory: actually, no I don't Y/n Diggory: I'll walk myself to the hospital wing thank you very much
'arry Pottah❤️: no you won't 'arry Pottah❤️: I'm On my way! to find you 'arry Pottah❤️: 😐 'arry Pottah❤️: yk what? That just makes it sound even more sinister 'arry Pottah❤️: On my way!🙂
Y/n Diggory: YOULL NEVER CATCH ME IN TIME MWAHAHAHAHA Y/n Diggory:'ijemsmlwns{'Mm Y/n Diggory: OOP JUST FELL DOWN ANOTHER SET OF STAIRS Y/n Diggory: IM FINE
Granger Danger: look at that Harry you're injuring her even more
'arry Pottah❤️: WHAT 'arry Pottah❤️: IDK HOW THIS IS MY FAULT
