A/N - It's a One Direction text imagine this time!!! A funny one!! Hope you all enjoy it!!
What will be Darcy's 1st ever word? Read on to find out!!
**Group Chat named 'idiots.' Members of the group chat, Nialler, Lou, Zen, Li, Haz.**
You : GUYS!
Nialler : Wot?
You : WHERE THE HELL IS HARRY?! HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN HIM?!
Zen : He ain't with you?
You : No. He went to the grocery shop and he isn't home yet.
Lou : Wtf even happened?
Li : He'll be home in a couple minutes. Don't worry.
Haz : hello my love, I'm fine, I'll be home at 10 mins.
You : BUT GUYS!!!!!
You : DARCY JUST SAID HER FIRST WORD!!!!!
Nailler : Oh my god! What?!
Haz : Omfg!! What was it babe??
Lou : Why are you telling us this?
You : Because it's something to do with you people. Specifically the two of you.
Zen : What?
You : Guess what was her first word...
Nialler : Momma
Lou : Daddyyy
Li : It will be ma or mom or mommy or mum of course, that's what kidoz do, right?
You : All wrong. Worse than that.
You : It was 'fuck.'
Li : Oml, you don't say that in front of small beanies!!!
You : Exactly. Credit goes to the one and only, Niall and Zayn.
Zen : Oh...
Zen : No...
Nialler : We didn't expect her to catch those words..we thought she just wouldn't listen
You : Oh, but she did.
Lou : But why am I in this conversation?
You : Shut up Louis.
Li : But where is Harry? Did he got a heart attack or something?
You : How would I know
Zen : Oh, I think I know. Someone was knocking like a maniac on our door and it turned out to be Harry. Niall is running like a dog for a cat in the house...
You : Wait, WHAT
Lou : Save him.
Li : Omg Zayn, save him!!
Zen : Oh no. Of course not.
You : Where are you?
Zen : I'm hiding in the kitchen. Niall and Harry can be athletes oh my god Niall just fell, HAHAHAHSHDHADSH
Zen : It's so phunnyyyy
Li : Zayn, save him, for real.
You : Is he done?
Zen : no I don't think so...gawd, he found
Zen : Sorry baby, but they deserve this. Don't worry. Just a few bruises...Love you. H. x
Lou : NIALL, save Zayn!!
Nialler : As he said; Oh no. Of course not.
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One Shots ~ Harry Styles
Fanfiction~REQUESTS ARE OPEN~ Hi people, This book has all of the one-shots I've ever written. It's a combination of fluffy, smuts, and all. If you find these on the net, they might've copied it from here. Happy Reading! :)
