Mr. Perfectly Fine ⚊ Enhypen Sunghoon Text AU [ #5 ]

10 📞 perfectly twenty questions

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Bold - Sunghoon

Italic - You

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"Good evening, this is Baskin -"

"Let's play twenty questions"

"Oh wow. You'd really like to get to know me, huh?"

"Yeah sure, I'd like to get to know what color of boxer -"

[ she laughed out loud remembering her first sarcasm on him ]

"That's illegal! You're turning back my joke on me!"

"But I'm genuinely curious on why you think it's funny -"

"For the billionth time, I can be open minded sometimes! Now you, on the other hand, are questionable.."

"No, I'm not like that or anything. I'm busy with work and worrying if one of these days my clothes would disappear because I share the room with some of my younger friends"

"You know what? I could live without that information"

[ he grinned ] "So twenty questions?"

"Can we play this or that instead? It's more fun or something"

"As you wish, my lady"

"Ha ha, you first"

"No, ladies first"

"Oh so you're a gentleman, huh?"

"As always"

"Well, your habit of bothering a girl in her work says otherwise"

"Tease me again and I'll call out Baskin Robbins for having a bad customers service on their hotline"

"For real?"

"You're tempting me, Ms. Miserable"

"But you love me, so you're gonna stop daring to call them for my incompetence"

"...."

"So I am right, huh, loser?"

"Nah, I just let you win this time", [ Sunghoon chuckled ]

"Whatever. Coffee or tea?"

"Coffee"

"What kind of coffee?"

"Hey, it's my turn now, not yours"

"Let's add a little bit of spice, shall we?"

"Then answer that question for yourself"

"I like my coffee black and pure"

"So that's why you're so bitter"

"Ha ha ha. Three laughs for that, try harder, Sunghoon. Books or movies?"

"For some reason, I get sleepy whenever I try to read books, so movies. Football or basketball?"

"Are you seriously asking that to a girl who hates moving a lot around? But well, just say, basketball for me"

"Oopps.. Sorry. Call or text?"

"Text. Sweet or Spicy?"

"Text? So you don't like it when I call you?"

"It's not that I don't like this. When I still have my phone, it's easier to type. And well, it's just kind of disgusting for me to hear my squeaky voice from time to time"

"You sound just perfectly fine to me"

[ she rolled her eyes ] "yeah yeah you're just saying that to make me feel better for all I know"

"I bet the whole word would stop just to hear your voice"

"Did Mr. Sunghoon who says perfectly fine just compliment me? I'm not flattered in the least"

"I am serious"

[ beeps ]

"I really am"

[ Jay walked by, muttering darkly to himself while holding his broken glasses ]

"What are you yapping about?"

"That fucking assistant in the eye clinic had the nerve to cancel my appointment"

"Did you do something?"

"I told her she needs her blind eyes to be checked not to see I'm smarter than her"

"I'm not even interested to hear why it happens"

"I'll get back at her, I swear. I'll call her boss and have her punish.. Haha!"