27 Portal?

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Blokus: [portal?]

proto: [Dunno man luks like a burger to me]

Blokus: [Waht]

proto: [I dunno I havent eaten in days]

Blokus: [Then eat]

protos: [I cant eat with the helmet]

Z-1: Wha...

Blokus: [Take it off]

protos: [I CANT TAKE IT OFF ITS STUK ON ME HEAD!!]

Z-2: Best if we don't ask.

Z-1: Yeah, I'll agree with that.

Brit: [Wanna explore it?]

Aria: [Yes]

The two headed into the portal without a disregard about their safety.

Meanwhile... In the siren's world.

Red: [STILL NO SHIRO-SHIRO NO MI?!]

Jelly_Warrior931: [Sadly]

Red: [BRUH]

Siren: Please... Leave us alo-

Red: [####] <("WASD")

Red kicked the siren's head.

Jelly_Warrior931: [BIRD UP]

Jelly_Warrior931 then became a phoenix and flew off to the distance.

Red: [Good thing Weight lifting simulator is a thing... Too bad its dying due to its creator]

Red became an incredibly large player and just started to throw things around.

Back to Azur lane...

Poster: Butthole tickling bandit finally caught!

The Butthole tickling bandit: Conmaster.

protos turned to his friend, Conmaster.

Conmaster: [I can explain]

Conmaster: [I can explain]

Conmaster: [I can explain]

Conmaster: [I can explain]

protos: [Why are you called the "Butthole tickling bandit"? >->]

Conmaster: [Uh...]

Tankfish was watching cringy roblox tiktokers.

Tankfish: This is horrible, watching this makes me feel like I have a type 2 diabetes from drinking carpet water and clenching it so hard that my ass feels like a volcano eruption. I am losing my sanity in this place get me out of here.

Zeppy: Huh?

Tankfish: Uh...

Zeppy: Why does your butt hurt? Are you okay?

Zeppy looked at Tankfish truly worried, her eyes were similar to that of a puppy's.

Tankfish: You wouldn't understand. Being with Chilly is 2 billion times better than dying of cringe from these creatures.

Zeppy: Eh?

Zeppy's innocent mind couldn't comprehend nor understand Tankfish as she doesn't know what judgement feels like.

Dark: Let's go before we die of cringe.

Tank: Let's get chicken nuggets.

Dark: Agreed

Dark and Tankfish was leaving until Zeppy tugged on their arms, the two looked at Zeppy.

Zeppy: Can I come? Please!

Tankfish: No, ask your mom. We don't want to draw attention to ourselves and get seen as pedos.

Zeppy: What's a "Pedo"?

Dark: Boogie man but he does not eat the children but targets them to hurt them to the point it haunts them for their entire lives.

Zeppy: Fweh?!

Dark: It is best if you go to your mother, she should be worried about you kid.

Zeppy nodded and smiled at them.

Zeppy: Okay!

Zeppy then left the two.

Tankfish: Can we go my ass is about to erupt.

Dark: You were being serious?!

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