𝐀 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 (Var! Jjk x F Reader)

Chapter 19

                               -Hey OPP!-
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-3rd pov-

"Nanami, talk about something interesting.
Gojo said, leaning his head back on his seat
along with his arms, while the said male was
sitting in front of him reading the newspaper.

The white haired male then lifted his head and
made finger guns, "Okay, I've got it! Let's play
catch with discarded rice balls, while discussing
the separation of church and state! Let's post a
video of it and troll people."

"Enjoy that on your own." Nanami said, 'What
kind of idea is that?'

The cheery male then clapped his hands.

"Drinking game time! Name things you love
about Gojo Satoru!" Clapped again,
"Everything!" And clapped.

"Please keep that attitude going. All three of
them needs that kind of idiocy right now."

"You'll take on and complete several harder
missions."

"That wasn't what I meant by' "harder," though." Gojo said, scratching the bridge of his
nose, "Nanami, does Yuji know about that
finger in Yoshino's-"

"I haven't told him. Knowing him, he'd just feel
unnecessarily responsible."

"I'm glad I left you in charge." The blindfolded
man looked at the bespectacled male.

"And the finger?"

"I submitted it to the higher-ups, of course. If I
gave it to you, you'd just feed it to Itadori-kun,
right?"

"Tsk."

Nanami looked at him, "But is it really okay to
bring him back? If the fact that Yuji's alive
becomes known at the exchange event, won't
the higher-ups just target him again?"

"Even if they do, Yuji will be just fine now. You
know that better than anyone, don't you?"
The door then opens to reveal the three students.

"Sensei!" Yuji exclaimed and came to a stop.

"Oh, Nanamin's here, too. Well, c'mon! Let's
hurry up and go see everyone! So excited! So
excited! So excited! So excited!" He said, with
an aura around him, while the other two
students looked at him with slightly tilted
heads.

"Yuji, are you planning to just show up like
normal after dragging it out this long?" His
teacher said.

"Huh? I can't?!"

"Even among sorcerers, you rarely see someone
say they've actually been alive two whole
months after they died. We have to make it a
surprise!" He said matter of fact.

The pink haired male's eyes became dotted.

"A surprise?"

"Just leave it to me. The first-years will be
laughing and crying from happiness and shock."

"I'm so glad!"

"The second-years and Kyoto students will cry
with them."

"Thank goodness! Thank goodness!"

"And someone among them will choke up and
vomit,"

"Blegh!"

"and in the end, it'll even solve global warming!
Cool!"

Yuji gave a thumbs up.

"Sweet! What do I do?! Sensei, what should I do?!"

"You don't have to do anything! Just do exactly
as I say, and go with the flow!" Gojo said,
wiggling his arms around, with Yuji following.