Wakey Wakey (a Splatoon x Male Human Reader story)

Pseudo Squid

(y/n) pov

Sheldon: finally after weeks of work, my masterpiece. The Pseudo Squid mark 1!

He pulls out a black back pack looking thing (looks kinda like the Splatoon 3 ink tank).

Me: so this will turn me into a squid, correct?

Sheldon: in theory, yes. But there is a back la-

Frye: cool, let's try it out!

Me: I don't even know how to activate it.

Sheldon: oh, you just gotta concentrate on being a squid.

Frye: Check it!

She turned into a squid and then back into an inkling.

Me: easy for you to say. You're an actual inkling, I'm a human. And this may or may not make me throw my liver up.

At the training area

Sheldon gave me a weapon that looks like a water gun.

Sheldon: this is the "Splatter Shot Jr."

Me: so it's just a water gun but with ink?

Sheldon: basically. Splat the ground a bit and try out the Pseudo Squid.

I shoot the ground with the splatter shot, and stand on the ink.

Me: 'ok, just think squid. SquidSquidSquidSquidSquidSquidSquidSquidSquid'

Shiver: the shell is he doing?

Big Man: Ay (he's trying)

Frye: yeah, and it's failing miserably.

Me: would you guys shut up!

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Shiver: um, (y/n).

I look down and see I'm a squid.

Me: oh my god! Holy shit! I'm a squid! What the fuck, this is so bizarre.

And then it hit me.

Me: oh shit.

I go back into human for and then run off to a near by trash can throw up.

Me: 'guess I was right about the throw up'

Sheldon: let's take ten, and then get back to training.

Frye: (y/n), that was great!

Me: yeah, and I only did it by the power of you guys being assholes.

Big Man: Ay Ay (yeah, sorry about that)

Frye: sorry.

I look at shiver.

Shiver: hey, I'm not apologizing!