Wakey Wakey (a Splatoon x Male Human Reader story)

Hairmageddon

(y/n) pov

Little buddy and I landed on the space ship.

Callie: YES! We did it!

I look up and see Mr. Grizz gone.

Marie: Wait. Where's Mr. Grizz?

I then feel rumbling and see Mr. Grizz standing up.

Me: Mr. Grizz!!!

Mr. Grizz: Well, well. Such dedication to your work.

We stare each other down.

Mr. Grizz: I think you've earned yourself a break.

The ship starts rumbling as he gets in a fighting stance.

Mr. Grizz: Now come here... SO I CAN BREAK YOU.

Me: Gladly.

I see Golden Eggs around the ship, and I pick one up.

Callie: A Golden Egg! You might be able to use that!

I run to the other one and pick it up. A couple rockets are sent towards me but I splat them.

Me: OK, Little Buddy, your turn!

He eats the fuzzball and the wall disappears.

Marie: Nice work, (y/n)- and Smallfry too! Keep going!

I collect the Golden Eggs in the next area, while dodging Grizz's attacks.

I swim up to Grizz, and notice some ink on his fur.

Marie: What's up with the oozy splotches in his belly?

I shoot the one on the right, and a fuzzball appeared.

Callie: Whoa! A Fuzzball came out!

I throw Little Buddy at it and he eats it.

Me: Nice!

Mr. Grizz: You're not clocking out that easily.

He's submerged in ink, and disappears.

Me: What? Shit, where'd he go?

Marie: More Fuzzy Ooze!

He rises farther back on the ship.

Me: Damnit!

Frye: (y/n), calm down. Breathe.

I take a deep breath and sigh.

Frye: You got this.

Mr. Grizz: *roar*

Me: Y'know, Grizz, for a giant bear, that was really embarrassing. Running away like that.

I run and grab the first Golden Egg. And he starts doing something.

Marie: What's he doing? Rolling over?

I start to feel the rocket slowly swirl.

Me: You're kidding me?

Callie: He's making the whole rocket rotate! Move with the rotation, (y/n)!

I start splat the Shielded Octarian, and wait for the ship to rotate, so I can collect the Golden Eggs.

Me: This is such an inconvenience.

Callie: Keep it up! You're halfway through a full rotation!

I grab the two Golden Eggs and Little Buddy eats the Fuzzball. And the rotation stops.

Me: Oh thank cod. Wait "cod"? 'Jeez I've been living here too long'

Marie: Guess you've fully embraced this new world.