You kinda regretted telling Xiao and venti about past you...
Just after you finished with your story time and they literally had their eyes and mouths wide open from shock.. no exaggeration.
"I see." Xiao broke the silence, taking a deep breath just to let it out shortly after.
"Well- my ears became blind." Venti said, with a neutral expression.
"How is that even a thing?" Xiao looked at his friend confused.
"Anywaysss, let's not dwell over the fact that we have a literal criminal under your roofs and talk about how life is great!" You stated with a big smile trying to ease the tension in the air. Both venti and xiao were looking at you in disbelief.
"Ok."
"Sorry but I just had to say it Xiao, IT MAY JUST BE ME but bosacious really manipulated you."
Where are the sane one when we need them
Venti
Y/N IS BACK SLAY!!!Thoma
WHAT WHERE WHEN HOW???Wait brb
Yoimiya
OMG IM SO GLAD MY BESTIE IS STILL ALIVE!!!Xiao
Why tf would you even think y/n would be dead💀Heizou
She's a suicidal🤓Ayato
^What he saidVenti
HIIII ITS ME Y/N USING VENTIS PHONE! IM GLADD YALL MISSED ME!!anyways. Who tf gave yall the idea of me being suicidal.
Itto
You send me suicidal pick up line on a daily basis 'out of boredom'Tomo
SameYoimiya
Same..Xiao
.Venti
And I'd still do it again.Ayato
Okay But what kind of pick up line are we talking bout?Itto
"Hey are you train rails cause I wanna lay on you.."Tomo
"Hey are you death cause I wanna jump into your arms..."Yoimiya
"Hey are you a knife cause i don't mind being penetrated by you.."Heizou
Bet she searched that up on GoogleVenti
Ew no. The only half decent suicidal pick up line on Google is "Hey are you suicide cause I think about you everyday."
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