Always Second Best... (Adam x Reader)

Chapter 21

As me and Adam were sharing his ribs, he kept looking at me like I knew you were hungry. Which I just rolled my eyes at him, he just snickered. Of course it made me smile, Lute hated it Charlie seemed to be interested in me a little too much.

"So this was along ass time ago but the story is still fucking hot!" Adam spoke, which made me sigh.

"So I was playing this gig, and for some fuckin' reason. This virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like! Do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam, I'm the original dick! All dicks descend from me, you think you want drummer dick? No way, I'm the Dick-fuckin' Master!" Adam spoke, like the first day it happened. Charlie seemed bored as fuck, but Adam talking? Really how can it be boring, he's just got character!

"So anyway, then we fucked and it was awesome. But not as awesome, as my babes here. So what'd you do this weekend?" Adam chuckled, as he grabbed a rib and he slid the plate closer to me so I could get one as well.

"Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam, that means you!- Ohhh... That explains so much..." Charlie exclaimed, as she seemed a bit awkward now.

"I know I fucking rock!" Adam smirked, as he gave Charlie the heavy metal fingers.

"Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam sir." Charlie spoke, trying to find a formal way to call Adam.

"Call me Dickmaster." Adam smirked, which Charlie frowned.

"Adam. You seem like a smart- well, stand up guy." Charlie explained, which Adam looked at her with an okay expression.

"Uh-huh." Adam spoke, while tryna get a piece of rib out of his teeth.

"And I know you are the leader of the angels, and you are a big thinker, a revolutionary, a-a genius!" Charlie exclaimed, which Adam smirked.

"I mean your words babe." Adam chuckled, which I swatted his arm. Which he looked at me like she doesn't mean anything, you're mine.

"Who would really love, to put his name on something!" Charlie persuaded, which Adam got excited.

"Fucking love putting my name on shit, shits the best!" Adam smirked, which I smiled.

"It's a solution to our, biggest problem!" Charlie exclaimed, which I knew what problem she was talking about.

"Oh herpes... Yeah, that's a bitch." Adam spoke, which I snickered.

"No, our other biggest problem!" Charlie gave a weak smirk, which I looked at Adam.

"Oh, uh... Ugly people?... Math! Global warming? Nah, wait that's earths problem...Ummm..." Adam guessed, which I just giggled.

"Baby she means Hell's overpopulation." I piped in, which Adam looked at me then back at Charlie which she nodded.

"Yes that's exactly it!" Charlie smiled, which Adam took a minute.

"Ohh! Well, that's not a problem! We got that covered. Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?" Adam asked, which Lute stepped up.

"Got a good 275 this year, sir." Lute spoke, as she finally spoke. I hate when she just stands there, but I mean she is a soldier a creepy one...

"275? Woah, badass! Awesome job danger tits, pound it!" Adam chuckled, as him and Lute fist bump.

"Uh, no! Not awesome, those are my people! You know that, right?" Charlie asked, which Adam went quiet.

"Ohhh, yeah... That must suck for you, pffff- hahahah!" Adam laughed, which I just nudged him. Then that caused him, to be quiet. Lute seemed pissed, but Adam knew something was up with me. He just didn't know what, so yeah talking is gonna happen soon.