Avengers Texts 2

Clint to Tony

<Dog Man>

hello darkness my old friend

<Starkman 5000>

what do you want I'm fighting with Steve

<Dog Man>

yeah we can hear... stop throwing shit

<Starkman 5000>

ha yeah I"M NOT THE ONE THROWING SHIT and I swear to god IF HE FUCKING HITS ME I'M KICKING HIM OUT SO HE BETTER FUCKING STOP

<Dog Man>

did you really need to yell that out and text it to me

<Starkman 5000>

yes because i am using the voice to text feature on my phone because SPOILER ALERT, MY HANDS ARE BUSY PROTECTING MY FACE BECAUSE I DONT KNOW IF SHITHEAD IS GONNA KEEP THROWING SHIT

<Dog Man>

you two need to stop this is seriously gonna start a war

<Dog Man>

maybe one that divides us as a group into sides. team tony and team steve.

<Dog Man>

and a bunch of other superheroes no one really talks about will show up and join sides too, and we'll destroy the city and the country in this war. people will die. because you and steve couldnt talk shit out.

<Starkman 5000>

...

<Starkman 5000>

that is literally the funniest thing you've ever said

<Starkman 5000>

thank you we needed that

<Dog Man>

lol ikr that would be so stupid who would even think of that shit

<Starkman 5000>

idk. comic book writers that are running out of ideas

<Dog Man>

ha true okay so seriously stop fighting and come on downstairs. down, down stairs.

<Starkman 5000>

why though

<Dog Man>

thor's talking to the dogs and it's hilarious

<Starkman 5000>

k but just so everyone knows. loki is still in a coma

<Dog Man>

we figured

<Dog Man>

wonder why he's been asleep this loong?

<Starkman 5000>

idk it's almost like one of those dumb writers we were talking about earlier put him in a coma and now can't figure out a way to resolve that so they're biding their time

<Dog Man>

hmm

<Starkman 5000>

but we aren't, like, characters so no one's writing us. and that would be stupid. loki's in a coma because hes literally a god and bruce slightly forgot that when fucking with his brain

<Dog Man>

i'm tired

<Starkman 5000>

i'm also tired where are these dogs you were talking about

<Dog Man>

downstairs bring yo mans

<Starkman 5000>

maybe if he apologizes for being shitty

<Starkman 5000>

did he ever apologize to bucky

<Dog Man>

uh lemme check

<Dog Man>

kinda

<Starkman 5000>

yeah no im mad at him bye

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