<Not My Boyfriend>
so steve and tony are fine
<Not My Boyfriend>
they went to sleep
<Falcon Boy>
amazing
<Falcon Boy>
theyre so weird
<Falcon Boy>
did Tony fall over standing up again
<Not My Boyfriend>
he does that a lot?
<Falcon Boy>
not around steve
<Falcon Boy>
but on occasion he just drifts off while doing stuff
<Falcon Boy>
bruce does it too bc of the narcolepsy so we're used to it
<Not My Boyfriend>
steve seemed concerned
<Falcon Boy>
he should be tony is a mess
<Not My Boyfriend>
Yeah
<Falcon Boy>
so can we come back
<Falcon Boy>
I'm bored with these three
<Not My Boyfriend>
Mhm
<Falcon Boy>
unless you're busy, which is cool, I can just hang out with Natasha
<Falcon Boy>
Idc
<Not My Boyfriend>
Nice job being nonchalant
<Falcon Boy>
Was it really?
<Not My Boyfriend>
No, that was sad
<Falcon Boy>
Whatever. You're sad. Can we come home?
<Not My Boyfriend>
Yes duh
<Falcon Boy>
Good
<Falcon Boy>
I miss my Bucky
<Not My Boyfriend>
Your Bucky?
<Falcon Boy>
My friend Bucky
<Falcon Boy>
My comrade Bucky
<Falcon Boy>
... just regular Bucky?
<Not My Boyfriend>
You're a trip, Sam.
<Not My Boyfriend>
I miss you too
<Not My Boyfriend>
Weirdo
<Falcon Boy>
:)
<Not My Boyfriend>
Ahem
<Falcon Boy>
What
<Not My Boyfriend>
You wanna say somethin
<Falcon Boy>
What
<Not My Boyfriend>
Nothin
<Falcon Boy>
You're so mean
<Not My Boyfriend>
<3 <3 <3
<Falcon Boy>
Love you
<Falcon Boy>
Or whatever
<Falcon Boy>
No I dont
<Falcon Boy>
You're gross
<Falcon Boy>
I don't care
<Falcon Boy>
Shut up
<Falcon Boy>
YOU TRICKED ME
<Not My Boyfriend>
Haaaa ha
<Falcon Boy>
You're mean
<Not My Boyfriend>
You liiiiike me
<Falcon Boy>
I AM SO SMOOTH I SWEAR TO GOD AND YOU ARE WRECKING MY WHOLE THING
<Not My Boyfriend>
Yeah hun that's because I'm REAL smooth. Circa the 1940's.
<Not My Boyfriend>
I will win.
<Falcon Boy>
Oh you know what you're just mean
<Not My Boyfriend>
I know
<Falcon Boy>
Just u wait I will win this battle of. Wooing. Or. Whatever
<Not My Boyfriend>
You're adorable
<Not My Boyfriend>
But you will not win
<Falcon Boy>
You'll see
[ ok guys look at this male fashion Bucky art by Jess Fink:
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Isn't he the cutest trans boy you ever saw? But don't tell Tony. Ahahahaha. ]
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Avengers Texts 2
FanfictionThese are the Avengers' private phone records, collected for your enjoyment. {Wattpad has stopped letting me update the original Avengers Texts, because apparently there's a chapter limit now, so I've started a second part. Continuing right where th...
