<Thor>
BARTON TELLS ME MY BROTHER IS AWAKENED
<BRUCE BANNER>
yes Nat did that and she also threatened him with the toaster gun I think
<Thor>
THAT IS UNFORTUNATE
<Thor>
THOUGH I AM SURE MY BROTHER DESERVED IT
<BRUCE BANNER>
he probably did but also he's alright
<BRUCE BANNER>
you guys on your way back?
<Thor>
YES INDEED
<Thor>
SAM WILSON IS A CONFUSING MAN
<Thor>
HE IS AGITATED WITH BUCKY
<Thor>
AND YET ENAMOURED WITH HIM AS WELL
<BRUCE BANNER>
yeah that sounds about right
<Thor>
CLINT FINDS THIS ALL VERY AMUSING
<Thor>
SAM HAS ABRUPTLY STOPPED THE CAR AND CLINT HAS HIT HIS HEAD ON THE DASH
<Thor>
I BELIEVE SAM DID THIS ON PURPOSE
<Thor>
MIDGARDIANS SHOW AFFECTION IN THE STRANGEST WAYS
<BRUCE BANNER>
yes we do
<BRUCE BANNER>
tell clint to put ice in his head
<Thor>
AH IS THIS ANOTHER STRANGE ACTION OF AFFECTION
<Thor>
AMUSING
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts 2
FanfictionThese are the Avengers' private phone records, collected for your enjoyment. {Wattpad has stopped letting me update the original Avengers Texts, because apparently there's a chapter limit now, so I've started a second part. Continuing right where th...