<Baby Barton>
NAT LOCKED US ALL OUTTA THE HOUSE
<Rhode This Dick>
Please do not show up at my house
<Baby Barton>
We already are
<Rhode This Dick>
Fucking. Fine come in but please do not destroy my house like you do Tony's
<Baby Barton>
Okay Sam and Bucky are the cutest couple I'm dyin like
<Rhode This Dick>
We can be cuter just saying
<Rhode This Dick>
Bruce will be so jealous
<Baby Barton>
But he's not here
<Rhode This Dick>
Eh so what
<Baby Barton>
💖💖💖 we too cute
<Baby Barton>
But srsly tho sam and bucky KILL ME
<Rhode This Dick>
They are kinda precious
<Baby Barton>
They truly are
<Rhode This Dick>
Wait so where is Bruce
<Rhode This Dick>
And Bucky?
<Baby Barton>
Soooo don't tell Sam but Bruce and Tony are giving Bucky his memories back (all the way) and Nat has the house because she's waking up Loki to interrogate him
<Rhode This Dick>
And we aren't telling Sam because...
<Baby Barton>
It will totally kill his mood. I told him Bucky was with Tony and Bruce doing science and thats all I knew.
<Baby Barton>
He's texting Bucky smooth pick up lines and I'm CACKLING
<Rhode This Dick>
Y'all are weird
<Rhode This Dick>
Come in tho I'm bored y'all are fun
<Baby Barton>
You know I'm fun ;)
<Rhode This Dick>
Mhm ;)
<Baby Barton>
;))))
<Rhode This Dick>
;))))))
<Baby Barton>
;)))))))))))))
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Avengers Texts 2
FanfictionThese are the Avengers' private phone records, collected for your enjoyment. {Wattpad has stopped letting me update the original Avengers Texts, because apparently there's a chapter limit now, so I've started a second part. Continuing right where th...
