Avengers Texts 2

Natasha to Tony

<Nat>

bruce got the place in norway for in case trump gets elected

<Sad Mess>

i know he used my credit card

<Nat>

i hope he doesnt get elected

<Sad Mess>

yeah i really don't wanna have to move

<Nat>

#feelthebern

<Sad Mess>

sam is throwing stuff at the trump buildings again

<Sad Mess>

he might start dumpsacking the rallies with bags of dog shit

<Nat>

sam will Die if he does that

<Sad Mess>

i told him that and he said fuck da police comin straight from the underground

<Nat>

lmao

<Nat>

how are you

<Sad Mess>

I'm.

<Sad Mess>

Yeah that's how I am

<Nat>

that bad

<Sad Mess>

steve wants to leave and i dont know what to do because maybe he should go

<Sad Mess>

and i just really think he dislikes me and i kinda dislike him sometimes he does bad shit on occasion but i still love him

<Nat>

he does love you

<Sad Mess>

i mean

<Sad Mess>

so he says

<Sad Mess>

idk what im saying ignore me im. sad. or tired or something idk

<Sad Mess>

I need some pills

<Nat>

Don't we all

<Sad Mess>

yes we do that's why we have the obscenely large medicine cabinet

<Nat>

but it's mostly painkillers

<Sad Mess>

because our lives are Pain

<Nat>

go take an antidepressant

<Sad Mess>

yknow u cant just pop pills like tic tacs right like u need a schedule

<Nat>

I know but do you ever schedule your pills tony

<Sad Mess>

... No

<Sad Mess>

I need an ambien

<Sad Mess>

and sleep

<Nat>

k well u do that im gonna eat some pizza and play subway surfers

<Sad Mess>

r u still trying to beat my high score

<Nat>

FUCK YOU YES I AM

<Sad Mess>

HAAAAAAAAAAAA

<Nat>

so do you think we'll actually move to norway if trump gets elected

<Sad Mess>

idk probably not tbh. we'll probably have to form an underground american resistance to throw him out of power. send the people to our norwegian hideout

<Nat>

true

<Nat>

i should assassinate him tbh

<Sad Mess>

SHUT THE FUCK UP THE GOVERNMENT READS YOUR TEXTS YOU IDIOT

<Nat>

ion give a fuck they can come and take me. he needs to be dead

<Sad Mess>

tru