Avengers Texts 2

Natasha to Steve

<Nat>

weren't vision and wanda supposed to move in

<Literal Human Mess>

idk

<Literal Human Mess>

ask tony he just went downstairs

<Nat>

yes i know that's why im texting you

<Nat>

that and im hiding under the couch and seeing how long it takes them to find me

<Nat>

why are you idiots fighting again seriously youre setting a bad example for wade and peter

<Nat>

and bruce and clint

<Nat>

when you fight everyone fights

<Nat>

it's cos we all live together and our drama is all synced up

<Literal Human Mess>

yeah

<Nat>

whats up

<Literal Human Mess>

im mad

<Literal Human Mess>

i went to the sixth floor

<Literal Human Mess>

to hit stuff

<Nat>

besides tony right

<Literal Human Mess>

fuck you

<Nat>

whoooaaaah, mister grandpa over here pulling out the sass. don't talk to me like that. and don't throw shit at tony.

<Literal Human Mess>

i'm annoyed

<Nat>

no shit

<Literal Human Mess>

idk tony's just

<Literal Human Mess>

he's so

<Literal Human Mess>

he's not easy to get along with

<Nat>

you guys should hash it out

<Literal Human Mess>

what do you think we were doing earlier just, chilling

<Nat>

i mean i think you were yelling about shit that isnt the shit you need to be yelling about. example. peter and wade. and bucky. whom you still havent apologized to.

<Literal Human Mess>

i will

<Literal Human Mess>

i did

<Nat>

kay well do that and also do you know how they woke you up when they unfroze you

<Literal Human Mess>

nope but im sure you can pull it up with your spy shit

<Nat>

ugh but that means i have to get up and get my laptop and

<Nat>

ill do it later

<Literal Human Mess>

why do you need to know

<Nat>

i wanna wake up loki

<Nat>

he knows somethin

<Nat>

that he shouldnt know

<Nat>

i think fury took some of buckys memories and just whoop hid them in loki and since bruce is a meddling kid, loki knows a bunch of shit he shouldnt and is unconscious which is weird because he's,,, a god,,, how do you put a god,,, in a coma,,,

<Literal Human Mess>

i don't know i didn't do it

<Literal Human Mess>

but that's fucked up

<Nat>

yes it is

<Literal Human Mess>

the house is annoying me i need to leave

<Nat>

if you're going to leave you need to tell tony

<Literal Human Mess>

why

<Nat>

because

<Literal Human Mess>

he never tells me when he's going out

<Nat>

he does, though, mostly

<Nat>

and you didn't mean just for now, did you?

<Literal Human Mess>

no

<Nat>

then you need to tell him

<Nat>

and you need to make sure he doesn't think you hate him

<Literal Human Mess>

im not leaving right now

<Literal Human Mess>

i just need to think

<Literal Human Mess>

and punch this bag

<Nat>

good plan

<Literal Human Mess>

do they still not know you're under the couch

<Nat>

nope

<Literal Human Garbage>

huh