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20| you've ruined my life by not being mine

kjapa: i was dying and bae saw it as the perfect opportunity for a photo smh
tagged: caittay
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username: 😂😂

username: this is quite amazing

caittay: who's that? i sexy ass bitch that who

username: THIS CAST WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

colesprouse: you sexy thing

kjapa: I appreciate it colesprouse

finn_cole: dude, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU! TAKE THE GIRL ON A DATE ALREADY

username: alrighty, nobody going to talk about it so i will: he called her bae. BAE

kjapa: thanks for the advice i'll think about it finn_cole

caittay: you better kjapa finn_cole

camimendes: #caiteti

iamamurray: I thought you said that it sounded like effed up spaghetti camimendes

camimendes: iamamurray it's kinda growing on me

lilireinhart: otp madelame camimendes iamamurray

kjapa: lilireinhart madelame camimendes iamamurray are you just going to comment about Cait on all my posts

lilireinhart: basically

camimendes: basically

madelame: basically

iamamurray: basically

username: i don't know how much longer i can wait, they need to be together forever

username: my precious smol beans

username: protect smol cait at all costs. she is too precious

haileyrose: COFFEE

kjapa: she did the exact same thing when i bought it for her haileyrose

username: deceased^^

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OUTGOING CALL TO why are you my sister?

"rosa, rosa, rosa!"

"you're using my real name. this must be urgent and exciting"

"no. no it's not. i do not accept that this is happening to me"

"what's happened? you're not dead, are you?"

"bitch if i was dead would i be screaming into this phone right now. god, how do you get through life without anything happening to you?"

"i stay inside a lot"

"figured"

"WHAT HAPPENED"

"you, rosa alba hernandez, have to swear on the almighty gods of coffee and red wine, that you will never speak of this to anyone without notifying me first"

"i, rosa alba hernandez, swear on the almighty gods of coffee and red wine, that i will never speak of this to anyone without notifying you first"

"i'm feeling emotion. i have a tiny feeling i may be in love with kj"

"ew, feelings"
"but...."
"I FUCKING KNEW IT"

"shut up, i'm still on set"

"where are you hiding from him?"

"in the portable toilets. it smells quite decent actually, they must use one of those automatic sprayers"

"oh, that reminds me, can you pick up toilet roll when you are coming home"

"sure thing gal"

"STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT, when did this revelation come to you"

"when i looked across from the table and he smiled at me with happy eyes and then he bought me coffee. i think maybe it was the coffee thing"

"stop it. what you need to do is walk out of that cubicle with your head held high and walk over to that man and smash your lips against his"

"rosa this isn't some sort of romantic movie, i could get done for sexual assault"

"you're no fun. you're a fun sucking little leech. you don't know the definition of fun. you, my friend, can suck the fun out of the dead that's how strong your fun sucking force is"

"as much as i enjoyed that rant, i need to get back to set"

"kiss that man! kiss that man! kiss that man! kiss th-"

CALL ENDED

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