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41| you're my achilles heel

FAMALAM
[5 participants]

momma bear
so y'all know that me and the toe are going to paris in two days

baby bear
not to rub it in

momma bear
oh no yes that was the point
anyway
i was wondering if you three would be able to look after sheeba becuase hailey is away home to see mama

papa bear
and water my plants

momma bear
they're all plastic you toe

goldilocks
it's been two weeks since he let out your secret and your still calling him a toe?

momma bear
why yes of course

goldilocks
why though?

momma bear

papa bear
CAIT
stop bickering and come pack you're appalling at getting things organized

momma bear
fuck you

papa bear
nah, you did that pretty well last night

the porridge

baby bear
what are you guys planning to do in paris
it must be so exciting god i love paris

papa bear
whatever cait wants
i've never been so she will be the one showing me around

momma bear
not if i ditch you for my other lover
whahah

papa bear
why would you say something like that

momma bear
because you told the whole world about us

papa bear
are you still salty about that

momma bear
no but it annoys you therefore it amuses me

papa bear
if you didn't turn me on so much i would slap you

baby bear
OKAY CHANGING THE SUBJECT

goldilocks
has anyway noticed that nobody has played a prank on each other yet
like honestly
filming ended two months ago and the biggest prank we got was charles throwing a bucket of toilet water over cole

the porridge
THAT WAS TOILET WATER

baby bear
how did i miss that
are you kidding me

momma bear
poor cami

papa bear
here cait did you know that cole has taking a liking to your sister

momma bear
oh don't worry i already know
i also know that hailey is quite found of mr sprouts herself

the porridge

momma bear
love is in the air

papa bear
doo doo do doo doo do

baby bear
fucking made for each other

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[12.07.17]