Ashton: 9:05AM you literally came over and held me when i was hurting and then actually managed to grow some balls and kiss me. i wouldn't exactly call that "nothing."
Luke: 9:06AM U rite. I'm glad I finally got to kiss you... I want to do it again and again.
Ashton: 9:08AM geez, don't turn into one of those corny ass boyfriends on me.
Luke: 9:08AM Too late... And, so, we are boyfriends?
Ashton: 9:09AM oh, sorry... i mean idk exactly what to call us but that seemed like a good word. if you're not into labels or you don't like me enough to consider me your boyfriend, that's okay too.
Luke: 9:10AM Oh, yeah, I definitely don't like you. I only fantasize about kissing you, like, a hundred times a day and all. def don't like you like that 🙄😜
Ashton: 9:11AM if i didn't know you were being sarcastic, i'd break up with you for being such a dickhead.
Luke: 9:11AM Nah, you like me too much 🙃🙃
Ashton: 9:12AM again with that fuckin smiley jesus christ.
Luke: 9:14AM Nope, wrong again, not Jesus. I've decided to call the emoji Adam. Say hello to Adam, Babe. 🙃
Ashton: 9:15AM okay, but all imma think about is that damn vine.
Luke: 9:17AM Exactly.
Luke: 9:17AM
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Ashton: 9:13AM 😂😂😂😂 go to school, you dweeb.
Luke: 9:14AM Will do. Would you please babysit Adam for me?
Ashton: 9:15AM sure. but i expect you to pay me back later with afternoon cuddles.
Luke: 9:15AM *Sighs* so needy. I guess we have a deal.
Ashton: 9:16AM 😁😁
Luke: 9:17AM Here ya go, I'll be by around four to pick him up. Thanks, Babe. Be good, Adam.
Luke: 9:18AM 🙃
Ashton: 9:19AM again, you're a fuckin dweeb.
Luke: 9:20AM How dare you speak such awful words around my sweet son?!? Don't make me fire you!!
Ashton: 9:21AM shut up and get off your phone before you get caught. i've got adam, he's safe and sound... for now. 🙃
Luke: 9:23AM DONT YOU DARE HURT HIM!!
Ashton: 9:24AM oh, i wouldn't even think about it! ... i'd just go ahead and do it 🙃 have fun at school, lucas.
