Parade Gerard x reader

PROOF THAT I'M WORKING ON SOMETHING

Hey guys, I know I've been absent a lot and I haven't been working on anything much, but I am actually working on this next bonus chapter for you guys. As proof, I'm gonna give you guys a little sneak peak. Please be patient as I get my shit together and release the next chapter. Thank you all so much <3

"You did what?" Bob asked, wide-eyed.

Ryan rolled his eyes. "Did you not understand a word I said, noodle brain? Or should I speak in a language you have to understand? Maybe dumb down my words a bit?"

"I understood what you said, jackass." Bob glared. "But your story doesn't make any fucking sense."

"What part did you not fucking understand!?" Ryan threw his arms up in the air. "Your imbecilic mind is incapable of comprehending what I'm conveying!"

Brendon put a hand on Ryan's shoulder. "Ry, calm down." He gave us an apologetic look. "Sorry, his vocabulary gets very big when he's angry."

Ryan shrugged off Brendon's hand. "Get your squalid hand off me! I will throw hands with both you incompetent dullards!"

"Ryan." Pete said softly. "Maybe just start over from the beginning. It was an awful lot to process."

Ryan took a deep breath. "Fine. I'll tell the story of how I died again. It all started at a donut shop in Cape Town."