Logicality Oneshots

Cats

Logan and Patton were in Logan's room on the bed. Logan was reading a book while Patton was talking about cats.

"I love big cats. Like lions and panthers and tigers, they look so cuddly and soft." Patton said. Logan looked away from his book at his boyfriend, curiously.

"Like the ones that'll eat your face off?" He asked.

"It would have been out of love!" Patton exclaimed.

"..." Logan stayed quiet.

Patton continued. "They have big toe beans. They're like little toe beans, but big."

Logan was still confused.