VMIN [BTS] Mr. Kim's Office Baby

10

'What's wrong Jungkook? I was about to go to bed, what could be so important?' Hoseok asks
'It's about Yoongi'

What?

'What do you mean? It's about Yoongi?' Hoseok asks raising his voice a bit
'You don't know do you?' Jungkook replies

Don't you dare Jungkook.

'Know what?'

Jungkook:
'Who he likes' I asked him confused
'He likes someone?' Hoseok asks
'Ooh, you didn't even know he likes someone?' I ask

Should I even say anything? I think I shouldn't, it could ruin their friendship, or it could make it better.

'Well, I'll just say that you know this person very well'
'Really?' he asks
'Yeah, wanna guess?' I grin

Yoongi will thank me later.

'Bambam'
'To tall'
'Jackson'
'Too short'
'Felix'
'Speaks too much english'
'Kai'
'Dances too much and is in love with D.O'
'I was going to ask if it was D.O, but never mind, ooh is it Chen?'
'No'

Wow, he really is going to keep guessing until I say yes, I've already given him one clue.

'Would you like another clue or do you want to keep guessing?' I ask
'Keep guessing' he replies

Wow!

'Johnny'
'Too tall'
'Mark'
'Too funny'
'Shownu'
'Doesn't have any other facale exspressions'
'Changkyun'
'He has a deep voice like Yoongi, I don't think mixing two deep voices is what Yoongi wants'
'Jooheon'
'Nope'
'Shownu'
'Already said his name'
'Wonho'
'He got big man tiddies'
'But it's a perfect couple size' hoseok says
'How?' I ask
'Well Yoongi small, doesn't have muscles that stand out, and acts cute when he wants too. And Wohno, is tall, strong, as you said his got big man tiddies, and is shirtless half of the time'

Oh yeah, he is too, they would be perfect together but I perfer Yoongi and Hoseok together.

'What about Hyungwon?'
'Too pretty'
'Is it any Monsta X member?'
'No'
'Seveenteen?'
'No'
'Got7?'
'Nope'
'NCT?'
'Nah'
'Any of the NCT units?'
'Nadda'

'Then who?' Hoseok asks
'Well, it's none of those groups, but why are you only saying boy groups?' I ask confused
'Yoongi's gay'

What?

'Huh?'
'You didn't know?' hoseok asks
'No, how do you know?'
'Yoongi told me when he was 15'
'Yoongi's now 26'
'Yep'

That means Yoongi's been gay for 11 years, I would say straight... but he aint.

'Well your guess' were none of those guys, that is for certain' I reply
'Is it any of us?' Hoseok asks