𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐘, owen patrick joyner

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄. almost as much as i like fishing

❪ WELCOME TO HELL WHORES ❫

rory🚀
holy shit did that just happen

isa🫐
it did indeed rory

luca🎞
what's happened now?

saffy🔫
nothing new luca
she's still talking about owen

rory🚀
this MAN replied to my tweet
he told me to apply to be his
wife in his twitter dms!!!!!

connor✝️
i bet he'd do the same to me if
i asked to be his wife
you're not special rory

rory🚀
nup siree bub
i've done my research
owen doesn't respond to just
anybody, in fact he barely
responds at all

saffy🔫
a bit like connor then

connor✝️
i do respond to people
just not to you

isa🫐
connor do you ever stop being
salty

luca🎞
no, no he does not

rory🚀
oh my god should i actually dm him
do i actually message owen patrick
joyner and apply to be his wife

connor✝️
if you want to get your heart
broken then sure

saffy🔫
stop being a pessimist connor

isa🫐
i say go for it
what do you have to lose

luca🎞
other than your dignity

connor✝️
luca she lost that a long time ago

rory🚀
smh i hate you guys
imma do it
imma message him
what do i say
what desirable features do i even
possess

connor✝️
literally none

rory🚀
</3

isa🫐
shut up connor
you have many desirable
features rory
first of all you're stunning like
girlllllll
and you're the most accepting person
ever 100%

saffy🔫
and you're crazy talented

luca🎞
and you're like actually fun to be around

connor✝️
you're interesting as hell
i like you almost as much as i like fishing

rory🚀
wow that's a lot to unpack
i love y'all a lot you're the best hype
people ever i think imma message him
but connor,,, bro
almost as good as fishing?
that's the greatest compliment i've ever
received

connor✝️
treasure it
you're not getting another for atleast
six months

rory🚀
okay so message him?

isa🫐
yes!!!

saffy🔫
go for it girl

luca🎞
do it rory you coward

connor✝️
only if i can be maid of honour at
the wedding

rory🚀
okay okay okay brb