𝐒𝐈𝐗. you're my favourite hoe

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❪ SWEETHEART💞 ❫

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SWEETHEART💞 ❫

sweetheart💞
hoping this is aurora and that
i haven't been pranked

aurora
who's aurora?

sweetheart💞
ah fuck i'm so sorry

aurora
i'm joking i'm joking
but i told you not to call me
aurora >:(

sweetheart💞
fine, hello rory

aurora
don't take that tone with me
sweetheart

sweetheart💞
knew you had my contact saved
as sweetheart

aurora
so what if i do
just waiting for the day i can
change it to husband

sweetheart💞
sigh
actually i can't let you
do that
charlie already has me saved
as husband

aurora
ah charlie gillespie
now that's a man that would make
me happy
he's like a ray of sunshine

sweetheart💞
i thought i was the only man who
could make you happy </3

aurora
commitment issues are a massive
turn off for me

sweetheart💞
do you want this mistletoe kiss
or not

aurora
do you want it

sweetheart💞
uh
yes?

aurora
enthusiasm -5
too half hearted
i don't want no half hearted hoe

sweetheart💞
okay yes i want this kiss
but only if you pass my
application process

aurora
knew you were my hoe

sweetheart💞
i'm not your hoe

aurora
too late
already told twitter that you were
my hoe

sweetheart💞
smh
now charlie is messaging me
asking if i'm cheating on him

aurora
hi charlie you're hot want
my number

sweetheart💞
and i just received a message from
jeremy asking who you were

aurora
wait you're telling me that THE
jeremy shada has my twitter
can you ask him and carolynn to
adopt me
my parents have marital issues
so i sit on a roof and cry about it

sweetheart💞
one. maybe
two. you really have no issue
being forward do you
and three. did you just quote me to
me

aurora
one. how
two. nope i am shameless as can be
who cares what people think
and three. yes yes i did

sweetheart💞
one. idk maybe i talk about you
two. fair play
three. we need to stop talking like
this

aurora
awe he talks about me how cute

sweetheart💞
i was just telling them who you
are

aurora
so you didn't mention our little
christmas eve compromise

sweetheart💞
i may have told charlie...

aurora
awe sweetheart you're really serious
about us

sweetheart💞
i can tell you're going to annoy me
so fast
you and charlie would get along great

aurora
i'm not annoying i'm endearing

sweetheart💞
proving that is step one to the
application process

aurora
i just told someone on twitter that
you're my favourite hoe?

sweetheart💞
that
made me happier than it should've

aurora
awe how sweet
i have to go hang out with my other
hoes now but i promise you'll always
be my favourite

sweetheart💞
don't tell your friend connor that
i sense he won't like it

aurora
don't worry
connor is my bitch not my hoe
also
i require a photo of you for your
contact
preferably one that suits the contact
name

sweetheart💞

is this good enough i am in bed

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is this good enough
i am in bed

aurora
might have to change your contact
name to goldilocks
but in the words of the new loml
charlie gillespie
he is just too cute 🥺

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