𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐘, owen patrick joyner

𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑. that is called false advertising

TWITTER MESSAGES
TO: OWENJOYNER

friday 4th december, 3.32am

rory🦖
hello mr joyner
owen my good sir
hello
how are you
i am here to apply to be your
wife
uh reason number one i should
be your wife
at the minute my name fucking
rhymes so that sucks
but rory joyner sounds nice
in fact i'd even let you call me
aurora if it means you'll kiss me
to wake me up
second reason is
uh
clout
look at me i have cute famous
husband
that should boost my acting career

friday 4th december, 11.27am

owen🥁
so you want me to marry you
so you have a better name and
so you could use me for clout

rory🦖
holy shit
if idve known you were going
to reply i would've been a little
bit nicer

owen🥁
i read all my applications
and i must say i think yours
is the worst
however you did call me good
sir so bonus points

rory🦖
so i hit a kink

owen🥁
what-
no
do i need to block you

rory🦖
NO NO PLEASE DONT IM SORRY
my sincerest apologies good sir

owen🥁
it doesn't work now you ruined it

rory🦖
:((
what can i do to make it up to you
so i can we your wife again

owen🥁
you were never my wife

rory🦖
that's right we haven't had the
wedding yet i'm only your fiancée
one question can my friend connor
be the best man rather than charlie
he's kinda clingy

owen🥁
slow down there buckaroo
i can't promise a wedding

rory🦖
you mean to say,,,,
im not good enough for you,,,

owen🥁
no no rory not at all you're
amazing i'm sure i'm sorry
i didn't mean to make you
think that

rory🦖
i'm kidding i'm kidding
but owen you're such a sweetheart
are you sure i can't marry you

owen🥁
god you scared me i thought i
broke your heart on day one
but yes i am sure i can't marry
you
20 is far too young for me to
commit to something like that

rory🦖
i'm afraid my dearest owen that
that is called false advertising
how disappointing

owen🥁
well the last thing i want is to
be a disappointment
so how about a compromise aurora

rory🦖
cant call me aurora if you're not
marrying me

owen🥁
thought i could if i was going to
kiss you

rory🦖
what

owen🥁
that's my compromise
i can't promise you marriage
but i can promise you one
mistletoe kiss on christmas
eve

rory🦖
hm i like that idea
not as much as marriage but it's
a start
what do i have to do to win it?

owen🥁
pass my application test and
then we will see

rory🦖
so you're vibe checking me so
you can make out with me under
a plant before christmas

owen🥁
it's much less romantic when
you put it like that

rory🦖
so you're trying to romance me

owen🥁
shut up and fill in step one
of the application
1. what's your number?

rory🦖
ooo he is smooth
(xx) xxx xxx xxx
you better save my contact as
something cool

owen🥁
imma save it as aurora

rory🦖
well then imma save yours
as asshole

owen🥁
who are you kidding we all
know you're saving my contact
as sweetheart