extended summary inside!
in which a tweet asking for marriage results in rory getting a mistletoe kiss
❪ owen patrick joyner x fem!oc ❫
❪ social media x real life ❫
❪ -hattieannas 2020 ❫
character: rory stilinski (she/they)
faceclaim: quintessa s...
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❪ WELCOME TO HELL WHORES ❫
rory🚀 okay bitches today's the day are you ready to meet the future love of my life and not scare him off
luca🎞 excuse me?
rory🚀 okay bitches AND LUCA are you ready to meet the future love of my life and not scare him off
isa🫐 sure thing rory
connor✝️ we won't be the ones scaring him off we'll just show him the real you and that'll do the trick
saffy🔫 shut up connor i'm sure it'll go fine i promise we won't tell him about the time you went to the beach with your swimsuit inside out and couldn't change it for the whole day
isa🫐 or the time when we were going for that audition together and you managed to trip and fall down two flights of stairs
luca🎞 or the time in the school play when you were six and got cast as the sheep in the nativity because you had "no acting potential"
connor✝️ wait that actually happened i thought that was just a joke makes a lot of sense though
rory🚀 i hate you all it's fine though i only need y'all until i meet charlie gillespie then im ditching you all
isa🫐 sigh so two faced
connor✝️ hurts more than it did yesterday when you assaulted me
rory🚀 and i'll do it again bitch now hush up im adding him
