Staff Chat

Ahahahhahaah TRAINING?

New Chat

Aizawa- Eraserhead
Nedzu- Nedzu
Majima- Powerloader
Izuku- Izuku

Nedzu: hello, Midoriya- kun!
Nedzu: as you know there are only about three weeks left in the summer, so I would like to start your training right away

Izuku: training?

Nedzu: your enrollment in both the hero and support courses means that you will be considerably behind your classmates
Nedzu: in the hero course, you will not have a quirk to rely on in combat training and in the support course, you will not have the years of experience building that your peers will
Nedzu: the timeline is not ideal, but my goal is to get you caught up to a functioning level in those classes before the school year officially starts

Izuku: okay!

Nedzu: Aizawa- san and Majima- san will be training you in shifts for the rest of the summer, Aizawa- san will be training you in quirkless combat and basic weapons usage while Majima- san will be teaching you the basics of support construction
Nedzu: here is the schedule for the following weeks, I trust it will work for you?
Nedzu: schedule.jpg

Izuku: um, yea- I don't have much going on aside from volunteering so it looks great. I look forward to training with you Aizawa- Sensei and Majima- Sensei

Aizawa: call me Eraser, kid.

Majima: yep I'm looking forward to spending ungodly amounts of my time training you too

Izuku: um, if it's an inconvenience please don't waste your time

Nedzu:
Nedzu:

Majim: I'm just kidding!!
Majima: it was sarcasm!
Majima: I'm genuinely looking forward to spending time with you

Izuku: oh
Izuku: okay! Thank you Majima- sensei!

Majima: yep

Nedzu: very well, Aizawa- san and Majima, please try to communicate with Midoriya- kun what your lessons will entail and how he will need to prepare before training begins tomorrow.

Aizawa: sounds good

Majima: k

New Chat

Eraser- Eraserhead
ProblemChild- Izuku

Eraser: hey kid

ProblemChild: hello, Aizawa- sensei

Eraser:

ProblemChild: I mean Eraserhead- san

Eraser:
Eraser: good enough
Eraser: I'll be giving you a daily exercise routine to follow
Eraser: our lessons themselves will function more like practice time as well as sparring
Eraser: we'll be working with a variety of non- deadly weapons, such as the bo staff or escrima sticks

ProblemChild: what about your capture weapon, Eraser- san?

Eraser: it took me more then six years to master using that, we can train with it later on if you wish but right now I'd like to focus on attainable goals

ProblemChild: later??

Eraser: I expect you to show up to our lessons well fed and rested

ProblemChild: okay! Is there a certain dietary plan you'd like me to follow?

Eraser: what do I look like to you, Lunch Rush?
Eraser: I don't care what you eat as long as you stay healthy

ProblemChild: oh, okay!
ProblemChild: is that all?

Eraser: yes, I have you tomorrow. Wear athletic clothing and bring water

ProblemChild: okay, bye Eraser- san!

Eraser: bye kid

New Chat

Jedi- Powerloader
Padawan- Izuku

Jedi: alright kid
Jedi: it looks like you'll be working with me every two days
Jedi: I don't have much specifics for you- just bring whatever supplies you'll need- like that notebook or a laptop
Jedi: we'll be working in classroom 1-F so most things should be available
Jedi: I don't got much specifics but I can tel you that we'll be going over basic mechanics and chemistry
Jedi: after that I guess we'll just see how it goes

Padawan: sounds great, Majima- sensei!

Jedi: call me Powerloader or just Majima
Jedi: the school year ain't started yet

Padawan: okay, Powerloader- san. I'll see you in three days!

Jedi:
Jedi: close enough

Staff Chat #2

RockSolid: Cementoss
MamaMidnight: Midnight
BigSpeaker: PresentMic
Dadzawa: Eraserhead
Rat God: Nedzu
NomNom: Lunch Rush
King: Vlad King
DoneTM: Powerloader
Nohands: Ectoplasm
IDontMiss: Snipe
REST!: Recovery Girl
Resident Therapist: Hound Dog
GenderlessVoid: Thirteen
SkinnyMight: All Might

DoneTM: I-
DoneTM: I literally-

MamaMidnight: spit it out, Majima. You can do it

DoneTM: ...you said the kid didn't have any knowledge of mechanics, Nedzu?

Nedzu: he shouldn't, there weren't any classes offered at his old school and his family's monthly income is too low to support a hobby like that

DoneTM: he built a pipe bomb with a few spare parts I gave him to play with?
DoneTM: and then apologized???

IDontMiss: terrifying.

DoneTM: i asked him how he did it and he told me he watched a true crime show with his mom a few years back and figured it out from there
DoneTM: they don't even show you how to build these things on those??

Nedzu: as we've been over time and time again, his analysis skills are incredibly well- developed
Nedzu: he may be able to replicate what he's seen before but what Midoriya- kun needs to learn is the art of ingenuity 

DoneTM: he filled it with glitter

Nedzu:

MamaMidnight: that's my boy

Nedzu: work with him on original designs and nonlethal methods

DoneTM: hell, I'll try

Dadzawa is online

Dadzawa: he's overwhelmingly behind physically

MamaMidnight: don't insult my son, shouta

Dadzawa: he's quick to pick up on form and methodology but the kid couldn't beat my grandmother in an arm- wrestling match
Dadzawa: and I'm giving a report, nemuri

Nedzu: this is why we're training him

Dadzawa: I know, all I'm saying is he's got a long way to go

MamaMidnight: I thought you said he had potential

Dadzawa: that is literally the definition of potential
Dadzawa: now if you'll excuse me I have a very emotionally needy husband to attend to

Dadzawa is offline

BigSpeaker is online

BigSpeaker: hey!

MamaMidnight: fair enough
MamaMidnight: good night, gentlemen

BigSpeaker: I'm not emotionally needy!
BigSpeaker:
BigSpeaker: am I?

Nedzu is offline
MamaMidnight is offline
DoneTM is offline
IDontMiss is offline

A/N: guys, guys- I just had a dream that eraserhead burst into my apartment to bother me (that isn't the important part) and then he told me erasermic was canon so now it is so suck it antis