Am i going to apologize for this unreasonably long hiatus I just went on? No <3
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FutureCEO- Mei
GlitterMan- Izuku
GlitterMan: welp
GlitterMan: that coulda gone better
FutureCEO is online
FutureCEO: what happened?
FutureCEO: what hurt my Izukkun
FutureCEO: I'll kill it
GlitterMan: wha- no, Mei
GlitterMan: I mean the heroics final exam
GlitterMan: they pitted me against nedzu
FutureCEO: don't worry Izukkun
FutureCEO: I'm googling xl rat traps as we speak
GlitterMan: mEI
GlitterMan: Im fine
GlitterMan: I passed the exam lmfao
FutureCEO: CONGRATS IZUKKUN
FutureCEO: also
FutureCEO: I noticed you didn't text your staff chat good morning today
GlitterMan: okay a) u really gotta stop spying on the staff chat
GlitterMan: and b) I didn't wanna like.. pre bias them?
FutureCEO: ?
GlitterMan: idk I just wanted to try to keep it as fair as possible
FutureCEO: Izuku one time I watched Nemuri cut off a man's genitals with safety scissors for you
GlitterMan: what
FutureCEO: I'm pretty sure bias is out the window
GlitterMan: WAIT
GlitterMan: SHE DID WHAT
FutureCEO: anyway you said you went against Nedzu?
GlitterMan: waIT
GlitterMan: WATCHED????
FutureCEO: IZUKKUN
FutureCEO: FOCUS
FutureCEO: WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR EXAM
GlitterMan: oh yeah
GlitterMan: anyway I had to make it through that one massive battleground made of like pipes?
GlitterMan: that hellscape industrial one
FutureCEO: I LOVE THAT ONE
GlitterMan: I was the only one not in a pair or trio lmao
FutureCEO: GOOGLE SAN WHERE TO FIND GIANT RAT TRAPS
GlitterMan: Mei u know this isn't google
GlitterMan: stop posturing
FutureCEO: DO YOU DOUBT ME??
GlitterMan: on second thought.. I'll just continue my story
FutureCEO: GOOD
GlitterMan: anyway I was the only one not in a pair bc Aizawa said- and I quote
GlitterMan: "he'd crush any of the others in mere seconds"
FutureCEO: okay first off, love that guy
FutureCEO: second
FutureCEO: if u weren't in a pair then who was toshi-kun with?
GlitterMan: he was with bakugo against allmight lmfao
GlitterMan: won instantly
FutureCEO: LMFAO
FutureCEO: sounds about right
FutureCEO: what about the other groups?
GlitterMan: idk
GlitterMan: sero was with Mina and denki against nem
GlitterMan: they lost bAD
GlitterMan: that was pretty funny
FutureCEO: aaand..?
GlitterMan: mei we're getting off track
FutureCEO: f i n e
FutureCEO: ur so boring izukkun
GlitterMan: yep
GlitterMan: anyway
GlitterMan: nedzu used high specs to knock over the equipment so it collapsed around me and trapped me
FutureCEO: oooooooo
FutureCEO: howd u get out?
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Staff Chat
FanfictionIzuku: ohmygod Dig: he's doing it again Izuku: ERASERHEAD??? Aizawa: Nedzu, who's this? Rat God: a human child that was spontaneously and suspiciously added to this chat. We're having a conversation with him ~Alternatively~ Izuku is "accidentally" a...
